Features
Three Surefire Ways To Pick Up Freshmen Girls
It’s that time of year again. The trees are changing colors, midterms are just beginning, and it’s your last chance to pounce on naive freshmen girls. However, if you are like most of us, the whole “I am a junior/senior/sophmore how about we make out” thing is not really cutting it. So, coming from... »
Letters
From: “Song Lile” <songlileprivate102fhiad@yahoo.com.hk>: From: Mr Song Lile Hang Seng Bank Limited 83 Des Voeux Road, Central Hong Kong SAR Good Day , I’m Song Lile, I work with the Hang Seng Bank here in Hong Kong. Although the internet is a very hard place to meet people because you don’t know who to trust, what to believe and what... »
GPB Contest Entry
Broadcast E-mail: GPB is creating a new logo and wants your help! The logo should symbolize who we are and what we do, learn more about us at our website: gpb.georgetown.edu. Submit your logo either to the envelope outside of Leavey 426, or by email to gpbmarketing@georgetown.edu. First Place Prize is a $100 Visa Gift... »
Letters
Remember how we promised you a check for the last issue that we promised we would sponsor? Yeah, we’re not giving you one. Hah. That’s what you get when you try to deal with the Stewards, motherfucker! Wait, not the Stewards. We’re not the Stewards. We didn’t mean that. We’re the Georgetown Events Committee. ... »
ESSAY: On Hanging Flags Outside One’s Window
I had to write a 3-5 reflection paper because I had a flag hanging outside my window in Copley. They also gave me 10 hours of community service. They said that the flag was a “Fire Hazard.” The reflection paper is as follows: I have a grudging respect for those rules involving... »
Letters
View this issue’s print version I didn’t look at it very long, but I’m certain there’s no black person on your cover. That’s racist. I’m going to write “RACIST” on your cover in red marker to let people know you’re racist. — Kid Standing at the Back of a Georgetown NAACP Meeting (COL ‘09) We beat you... »
Race of Idiots: Kids You Meet at Georgetown
View this issue’s print version The Kid Who Thinks Basketball Is Too Mainstream Yeah, so I got this great job, like during he basketball games I get to stay on campus and work in the stacks at Club Lau, oh shiiiit. How cool is that? Yeah, it should be pretty empty so I... »
