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Ragtag Group Of Upstart Students Bands Together, Creates Powerpoint

Heckler Staff — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:33:39 +0000

StudyingGeorgetownStudents.com Met With Tepid Response

Heckler Staff — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:01:40 +0000

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Heckler Staff — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:58:13 +0000

Twitter Obsessed Student Completes Exam in 140 Characters or Less

Straight Couple’s Dorm Room Sex Derided as “Heteronormative”

LSD Use Exposes Profundity of Not Using LSD

Cancer Surrenders to Relay for Life

Campus Hipsters Ironically Follow Alcohol Policy

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Heckler Staff — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:38:49 +0000

Entire Lacrosse Team Unaware Classes Canceled For a Week

Model UN Conference Paralyzed by Sight of Attractive Committee Member

Campus Resigns Itself to Being Excited About Third Eye Blind Concert

Spring Break Results in Lost Luggage, Self-Respect

Haiti Ready To Be Ignored Once Again

Citing Cura Personalis, Faculty Senate Demands Free Access to Fiber Supplements

Heckler Staff — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:15:00 +0000

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Heckler Staff — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:10:52 +0000

University Moves Free Speech Zone to Undisclosed Location

Similarities Endless Between New Girlfriend and Self, Freshman Reports

Protestors Protest Heckler Issue You Are Currently Reading

Georgetown Begins Construction on New Building to House Inferiority Complex

Crotch Seam, Overweight Girl in Front Row Locked in Epic Struggle

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Heckler Staff — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:01:43 +0000

Ghost of Rigby Exorcised from New South

Georgetown Donates Leftovers from President’s Thanksgiving Dinner Event to Jack DeGioia’s Stomach

Knight of Columbus Didn’t Know He’d Have to Wipe Asses of Old Jesuits

Hoya Blue Email Dares Students to Attend Women’s Basketball Game

Student Who Bragged About Not Having Any Finals Fittingly Dies In Plane Crash On The Way Home

Guy Down the Hall Either Having Sex or Watching Porn

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Heckler Staff — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:54:51 +0000

Georgetown Arms Amputee DPS Officer

Vatican Sells Georgetown Religious-Affiliation Rights to Scientology

G.U. Hate Crime Club Finally Able to Put Club Politics Aside, Get Something Done

Fr. Schall Unveils New Line of Jesuit-Themed Energy Bars

GUSA Survey Finds 80% of Lauinger Bathrooms Used Exclusively for Furtive Masturbation

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Heckler Staff — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:34:26 +0000

Students Outraged Midnight Madness Got in Way of Exciting Bathroom Gunshot

Art History Major Only Into Rubenesque Girls

Freshman Kicked Out of Bar After Ordering Jungle Juice

Hoya Staff Writer Churning Out Mindless Crap Just Like a Real Journalist

Cool New Internship Lets Students Dress Up in Suits and Ties

Holland Club Takes in Proceeds of $2500 at Red Square Bake Sale

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Heckler Staff — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:00:01 +0000

Freshmen Having Difficulty Masturbating in New Environment

Big Fancy English Major Loves Books So Much He Majored in Them

Report: 78% of Jesuits Don’t Exorcise Enough

Ecstasy Overdoses on the Rise Despite Closure of Club Lau

Nobody Notices GUTV Become All-Hardcore Porn Channel