HEALY–The source of a string of fires on Georgetown’s campus has been traced to rambunctious University President Jack DeGioia’s recent discovery of matches, Department of Public Safety officials reported Thursday. While the fires in New South, New North, and Harbin Hall had stumped DPS officers seeking to determine their cause for weeks, investigators... »
MCDONOUGH—Following Georgetown’s historic upset at the hands of the lowly Ohio Bobcats, Hoyas coach John Thompson III was uncharacteristically upbeat, having with this loss correctly predicted one of the biggest shocks of this year’s NCAA Tournament. The successful upset pick allowed coach Thompson to take commanding lead of a team-wide NCAA Tournament Bracket Challenge,... »
VILLAGE C ALUMNI LOUNGE–Wednesday night marked the finalization of plans for What’s After Dark’s long-awaited orgy for sexiled individuals, Club President Kyle Millman (SFS ’11) announced Thursday morning. The organization, largely known for it’s trivia and game nights offering students an substance-free alternative to Georgetown’s alcohol-fueled party scene, conveyed its hopes that the act... »
If there is one complaint I hear from students more than any other, it is that there is too little interaction between administrators and students. “T-dawg,” they say (they call me T-dawg), “We all know you are a highly respected university administrator of student affairs and accomplished sexual conquistador, but surely that is... »
Dear Student Whose Roommate Just Walked in on Him Masturbating, I’ve been dating the same guy since first semester freshman year and, while I really do love him, lately things have been getting a bit stale. He hasn’t done anything wrong I just don’t feel the same passion I used to. The little... »
BURLIETH–B-Frat Bro Jake Childress’ (MSB ’12) life reached its pinnacle late Friday night after his IM softball team’s 9th Inning comeback victory coincided with the delivery of three thirty-racks of Busch Light to his fraternity’s off-campus house. “It doesn’t get any better than this,” a euphoric Childress was heard to shout as he shotgunned... »
HEALY LAWN–Members of the student group “Plan A: Hoyas for Reproductive Justice” protested Georgetown’s conservative sexual health policies this past weekend by having unprotected sex with accepted high school students visiting on their GAAP weekend. Plan A members impregnated and/or infected the high schoolers on Healy lawn while shouting slogans highlighting the cost... »
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