Plan A Hoyas Protest Condom Ban Through Unprotected Sex With GAAP Weekend Visitors

HEALY LAWN–Members of the student group “Plan A: Hoyas for Reproductive Justice” protested Georgetown’s conservative sexual health policies this past weekend by having unprotected sex with accepted high school students visiting on their GAAP weekend. Plan A members impregnated and/or infected the high schoolers on Healy lawn while shouting slogans highlighting the cost of the University’s refusal to sell contraceptives on campus. “Pay attention! Your sexual health is in danger,” yelled Plan A member Susan Mott (COL ’11) as she transmitted chlamydia to visiting high school senior Jake Mitchell. “For too long we have stood by and watched as the University has placed its students at risk.” said Plan A Hoyas President Lucy Trainor (COL ‘10). “We’ve been left with no choice but to demonstrate to our administration the true human toll of their mistakes.” When asked for his thoughts on the explicit demonstration, a sweaty President DeGioia volunteered only that he will be “keeping his eye on them” for the duration of the protest and that “no one should bother [him] for the next 45 minutes or so” as he retreated to his office overlooking the front lawn.