Archive for December, 2009

Black Student Alliance Asks That No Racial Misunderstanding Happen on Campus While They’re Hanging Out at Howard for the Weekend

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

LEAVEY—In a press conference Wednesday, the Georgetown Black Student Alliance asked that student organizations and the student body at large not commit any acts of racial misunderstanding while the club and their friends are attending parties at Howard University this weekend.  “We’re not going to be around, so please do us a favor and... »

Thing Made More Social Justicey to Get Past Administration

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

REISS—Administration permission to do something some people wanted to do on Thursday was almost denied until the details were changed at the last minute to make it more social justicey.  Physics Department assistant Roy Piernick had thought getting administration approval earlier this week for a department holiday party was merely going to be a... »

FEATURE: Unpublished Results from the SMURF Survey

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

The Georgetown Heckler has obtained results from the most recent SMURF survey that have never been published on a poster from the group.  They are printed here below. 90% of Hoyas wait until they are sober to get an abortion 88% of Hoyas drink alcohol before and after partying 70% of Hoyas know from experience that Leo’s... »

DeGioia Team Jacob

Saturday, December 12th, 2009
DeGioia Team Jacob

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Miracle J-Frat Keg Lasts 8 Straight Parties

Saturday, December 12th, 2009
Miracle J-Frat Keg Lasts 8 Straight Parties

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Saturday, December 12th, 2009

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