Broadcast E-mails
Fulfilling our journalistic duty to reprint broadcast e-mails (unlike SOME publications that merely copy and paste the text of broadcast e-mails into “written” articles), below are yesterday’s broadcast e-mails that you got in your inbox:
EVENT: Matzoh Macho Men
EVENT: We don’t even like shitty crackers
EVENT: It’s on! Let’s fucking do this! Awesome!
EVENT: Stop what you’re doing this is important!
EVENT: Degioia’s Colonoscopy
EVENT: Steve Houghton This is For You
EVENT: The most important e-mail you’ll ever read!
EVENT: Barack Oh, it’s over
