Archive for April, 2008
Heckler Video: GAAP Weekend
FROM THE EDITOR: For GUGS, One Pun Too Many
Like the rest of women at this university who are proudly vagina-clad, I was shocked when I read this week that GUGS, pronounced like “jugs,” a slang term for breasts, decided to employ two more breast-related puns in planning an upcoming event. It’s not often that people objectify human breasts, especially here in... »
Letters
From: “Song Lile” <songlileprivate102fhiad@yahoo.com.hk>: From: Mr Song Lile Hang Seng Bank Limited 83 Des Voeux Road, Central Hong Kong SAR Good Day , I’m Song Lile, I work with the Hang Seng Bank here in Hong Kong. Although the internet is a very hard place to meet people because you don’t know who to trust, what to believe and what... »
3 Dead, 7 Injured as “Party at Club Lau” Ends in Tragedy
CAMPUS — Two Georgetown students and a DPS officer were killed and seven students were injured early Saturday morning in a shooting that broke out outside an event at Lauinger Library, the hot, alcohol-free campus dance club. The event, Party at Club Lau 7: Pimpzzz an’ Bitchezzz Who Is Soberzzz Like Octoberzzz in da... »
“Trayless April” Accidentally Solves Global Warming
ON MARCH 31, 2008, THE ADMINISTRATIVE STAFF of Leo J. O’Donovan Dining Hall at Georgetown University sat down to plan a calendar of events for the next month. Unbeknowst to them, they would forever change the history of the planet. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★... »
Vatican Declares Genetic Manipulation A Deadly Sin; DeGioia Goes Into Hiding
CAMPUS – Georgetown President John “Rub Me Till I Purr” DeGioia has been missing for three weeks now since the Vatican announced its new list of deadly sins, which includes genetic manipulation. DeGioia, the result of a horrible experiment gone wrong, has not been seen since the new sins were leaked to the press. The... »
NEWS BRIEFS
AIDS Crisis Resolved WHITE HOUSE — In a shocking turn of events, the Bush administration claims to have discovered a way of curing the AIDS epidemic running rampant in most of the world. Seeing the connection that exists between foreign aid and the amount of AIDS in a country, the U.S. government concluded that by... »
ADMINISTRATOR’S CORNER: “The Year in Review!”
A discussion with Todd Olson, Vice President for Student Affairs; Spiros Dimolitsas, Senior Vice President; Rocco DelMonaco, Vice President for University Safety; and T.J. DeGioia, son of President DeGioia, sitting in for his father Todd Olson: …so I said, “I don’t care if you are editor-in-chief of The Hoya and it was your April Fools’... »
GPB Contest Entry
Broadcast E-mail: GPB is creating a new logo and wants your help! The logo should symbolize who we are and what we do, learn more about us at our website: gpb.georgetown.edu. Submit your logo either to the envelope outside of Leavey 426, or by email to gpbmarketing@georgetown.edu. First Place Prize is a $100 Visa Gift... »
