Early Monday, Darnall Hall was racked with explosions as paramilitaries raided the Living Well floor. Hundreds were wounded and killed as the paramilitaries rode horses up and down the hallway wreaking havoc upon Darnall fourth floor, also known as Dar-four. The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) denied any involvement with... »
President Bush vowed today at a press conference that he would not pull out of his wife Laura Bush, until “the mission is accomplished.” “There’s a lot of work left to be done,” the President continued, “and pulling out now would be a huge mistake.” The President held the speech to specifically address the concerns... »
We all remember the mullet, an archetypal haircut populating the chosen few in high school and beyond: business up front, but party out back. University seniors know the philosophy all too well: slaving over that Blackstone or Georgetown Law application (business), while throwing down some Jacky D. and washing it away with Blue Moon (party),... »
Dear Drunk Freshman On The Village A Rooftops, I don’t know what to do with my boyfriend! We’ve been together since junior year in high school, but it’s been real hard lately. He goes to college in the Midwest, and I never get to see him. We decided over the summer that we were going... »
1. First, get a billion of your friends together. 2. Designate one person as the “Party Leader.” 3. Divide up the money equally among all the players, except for the Party Leader who gets more, but only because it helps the game. 4. Assign one person as the “banker.” They will be killed later. Anything that goes... »
Old McDonald, America’s favorite farmer has been caring for farm animals longer than most of us can remember. His animal’s sounds, from the “cluck cluck” of the chicken to the “moo moo” of the cow have soothed children for generations. But neighbors to the old farmer have recently reported a case of animal abuse.... »
