New Orleans—Former Vice Presidential Chief of Staff I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby told a grand jury today that it was President Bush who authorized the leakage of the levies in New Orleans that precipitated the devastation of the city. Libby is under investigation for obstruction of justice in the disclosure of the identity of a... »
The Georgetown Heckler’s expert on group psychology and world-renowned bouncer, Wade Garrett, has conducted extensive research in Georgetown’s most popular watering holes in order to create and/or reinforce student stereotypes. What he’s discovered may shock and offend, but probably will not surprise you. Tombs: You’re an English or History major who goes out roughly 1.5... »
Students Take Action Now: Darfur, revered by many in the social justice community as the leaders in battling the atrocities in Sudan, has been usurped by We’ve Acted Lately: Khartoum, say members of the now-defunct STAND. The group has almost identical goals and seems set on challenging STAND’s supremacy on issues of mass genocide... »
1. How Huck Finn Got A Black Friend, Got Wild, and Got On A Raft 2. How Lenny Got A Mouse, Got Wild, and Got Shot 3. How Jesus Christ Got Born, Got Wild, and Got Crucified 4. How Captain Ahab Got A Boat, Got Wild, and Got Dick 5. How Jay Gatsby Got... »
Terri Schiavo, the Florida woman who was at the center of the right to die debate a year ago, will not speak on campus next week because she is dead. Dead people rarely speak on campus, though Fr. James Shawl teaches a class on political theory. Despite Shiavo not speaking on campus, the Philodemic Society,... »
Editor’s Note: Because we are currently short on writing staff, we asked The Georgetown Academy, Georgetown’s self-proclaimed “only magazine for and by crazy people,” to contribute an article to this edition. This is what we received. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jews are at it again. First, they bring the September 11th attacks... »
Widespread protests across the United States entered their third week as tens of thousands of apparently disenfranchised people continued to take to the streets from Washington D.C. to Los Angeles. Whatever message the protestors have been meaning to get across has been marred by their failure to use the English language, the common... »
