Gay Vaccine Discovered

Baltimore—Researchers at Johns Hopkins University medical center made a breakthrough in preventative medicine this week. Researchers were looking at new ways to prevent the HIV and AIDS viruses. Instead of focusing on the disease, researchers went straight to the source. Himna Gandimati and his team discovered a vaccine for gayness. Gandimati said, “We have decided we needed to knock these diseases out before they started, so we decided to elminate the gay in the world.” AIDS, once referred to as the gay cancer, will no longer be plaguing the world now that gay can be eliminated. Gandimati and his team plan on making the vaccine available to all people within 6 months. They are working on making the vaccine so inexpensive that it can be administered at birth along with a newborn’s first flu shot.