Article I: We the People of Iraq, in order to form a more perfect Islamic Republic, do decree not to be Afghanistan. Section I: I mean really, Afghanistan? They do mountains the way Bernini did plazas, just too much. We want… Oscar Niemeyer. Clause I: Except for women. Yes, we shall consider the... »
Students Take Action Now-Darfur (STAND), the Georgetown-founded club that seeks to aid refugees in Sudan, was shocked and dismayed to learn that 500 additional Sudanese people had been brutally murdered last week. The culprit, though originally believed to be the Janjaweed, a paramilitary group responsible for much of the atrocities in Sudan, turned... »
Editor’s Note: Since the following e-mails were actually sent and received by real people who may or may not be affiliated with The Georgetown Heckler, the names of any persons and/or companies involved have been replaced with reasonable substitutes in order to cover our ass. From: rwilliams@shittyibank.com To: jed.bartlet@ihateclowns.com Date: Oct 13, 2005 5:15 AM Subject: SIB College Recruiting... »
Baltimore—Researchers at Johns Hopkins University medical center made a breakthrough in preventative medicine this week. Researchers were looking at new ways to prevent the HIV and AIDS viruses. Instead of focusing on the disease, researchers went straight to the source. Himna Gandimati and his team discovered a vaccine for gayness. ... »
