On Monday, Fox announced the relocation of its hit courtroom series, Judge Judy, from weekdays at 4 pm to the coveted 9 pm time slot. This decision followed a controversial ruling on last Thursday’s show when Judge Judy sentenced a Los Angeles resident to death. Jermaine Wilson, 36, was brought to court by Wanda Little,... »
Archive for March, 2005
Judge Judy Sentences Man to Death
Monday, March 14th, 2005
Living Wage Coalition Commits Mass Suicide, 26 Dead
Monday, March 14th, 2005
After a failed hunger strike caused University officials to call the Living Wage Coalition “bullshit,” 26 members of the embattled social Action group killed themselves in Red Square today. Passers by noticed the motionless bodies under the LWC tent and smelled something that resembled cyanide, but assumed it was just another of the group’s... »
The Corp To Launch New Space Program
Monday, March 14th, 2005
Forty years after the world’s first moon walk, Students of Georgetown, Inc., better known as The Corp, has announced that it will open a new student Space Program service. This will be the Corp’s first major venture outside of basic on campus retail and is expected to drive the company well into bankruptcy within... »
SFS Faculty, Students Masturbate to Sound of Own Voice
Monday, March 14th, 2005
A survey of students and faculty at Georgetown’s prestigious School of Foreign Service yielded obvious results last week, when it was revealed that an overwhelming majority of those enrolled in the SFS questioned masturbated to the sound of their own voice. It has been widely speculated for years that SFS personal receive sexual pleasure... »
