Archive for October, 2004
Iraqi Prime Minister Plans 10-Year Visit to U.S.
Monday, October 25th, 2004
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Monday, October 25th, 2004
Your Horoscope
Monday, October 25th, 2004
Laughing Student Accidentally Snorts, Onlookers In Shock
Monday, October 25th, 2004
SFS and NABMLA to Develop Strategic Partnership
Monday, October 25th, 2004
OP-ED: The Vella Alfredo Really Isn’t A Morning Pizza
Monday, October 25th, 2004
i ain’t.: The Heckler’s Response to Georgetown’s i am. Campaign
Monday, October 25th, 2004
Guarding Former Spanish President Aznar is Highlight of DPS Officer’s Career
Monday, October 25th, 2004
Harvard to Sue Georgetown for Use of Word “University”
Friday, October 15th, 2004
Ivy League intellectuals and liberal crackpots of Harvard have willingly joined forces to file a law suit against Georgetown claiming that Georgetown has been illegally using the word “university” for the past 153 years. When asked if Harvard has anything better to do with its time than sue us, president Lawrence Summers replied, “No,... »
A Letter from the Treasurer
Friday, October 15th, 2004
Madeline, Just wanted to drop you a line to let you know the status of the treasury. We’re still working to get back up to $0.00 in the account after your recent purchase of booze brought us down to -$13.48. (Don’t worry, my lips are sealed!) A girl named... »
