Student Movement Forms Over Heckler’s Obscenity Usage

An angry, unsmiling mob of approximately 13 students held a march today from the Healy gates to Heckler Editor Bea Arfur’s Henle residence. Once assembled in the fishbowl, a student by the name of Anita Ensahumor addressed the crowd through a mega-phone. The following is an excerpt from the speech:

“The usage of words such as fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, bitch, and penis in campus publications is simply not acceptable. The Heckler seriously distorts the perception that outsiders and potential students of Georgetown University might have. “Cunt, whore, rim-job, muff-diver, snatch, cum guzzler, and one eyed purple headed yogurt spewer are not in the vocabulary of your average sophisticated Georgetown student. It’s amazing that these rejects somehow slipped in through the backdoor during the admissions process.”

When asked to comment on the march, Arfur could barely fight back her laughter enough to get in a full sentence. “They said backdoor—that’s funny! Frankly I’m amazed that we have 13 readers.”