Girls Need to Close their Door

According to several residents of LXR’s ground floor, the females living in LXR G-819 need to keep their door closed. The inhabitants’ constant propping of their own room’s door has caused an array of problems for the other members of the ground floor community.

“Every time I walk by they have their fucking door open. Gimme a break, freshman year is over. This isn’t New South. Close your fucking door,”" floormate Jack Bauer (COL ‘05) said.

Apparently, Bauer is not the only person on the floor who has been traumatized by the occurrence. “I was just walking by to get a soda, and I have to see these girls in their pajamas listening to No Doubt. It was one of the worst experiences of my life,” Tony Almeida (MSB ‘04) said.

More importantly, the inconsiderate action of the G-819 residents is impairing daily activities of other students. “I was innocently trying to do my laundry on a calm Tuesday evening. I walk by there and one is on AIM, the other painting her toenails. What is the fucking deal? Just close your door, no one needs to see that shit.”

The females living in the room declined to comment.