In yet another round of federal inquiries four more corporate executives have come under fire from the FCC. Sparked by New York State Attorney General Elliot Spitzer’s probe in early March, a federal indictment has been handed down to the CEO of four Washington companies. Among them is the chief executive of the... »
Archive for October, 2003
CEO of the Corp Indicted on Federal Savings and Loans Fraud
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
Gracia-Jax Wedding Date Confirmed
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
The much anticipated fall wedding date of Alta Gracia and Jax has finally been nailed down, and Washingtonians everywhere are scrambling to get on the guest list of what is sure to be the spectacular union of this year’s hottest couple. Alta Gracia, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Preston Gracia of Arlington, VA and Jax,... »
GU Credit Union Expands Loan Service To Include “Wicked Parties”
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
In what is being referred to as a move that is long overdue, the Georgetown University Alumni and Student Federal Credit Union (GUASFCU, pronounced goo-oz-fa-coo) have added to their loan program by allowing Georgetown students to take out loans to fund parties. The party loan program is another step in the right direction... »
More Headlines
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
Red Scare in Red Square: Georgetown’s Communist Witch Hunt New South Quarantined After Chicken Madness Outbreak Professor Delights in Crossword Puzzles GU Registrar’s Office Unofficial Home Page Gaining Popularity Georgetown Student Learns About War in Iraq through Tuesday’s MTV Real World Episode Lauinger Library Night Guard Finishes Second Finding Nemo Coloring Book Hamburglar to Speak Thursday in Gaston Hall Hurricane... »
Giant Goldfish Eats Student, Construction Begins on New Memorial Pond
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
At 1:35 am the morning of Saturday October 4, Martha Vandalee (NHS ‘04) was killed by a giant goldfish. Martha had just left a party in Henle Village and was heading home to her town house on 37th street. As Martha passed the memorial pond located between White Gravenor and the Visitation wall one... »
Southern Society to Secede from GUSA
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
Last Thursday, Southern Society President Jeff Davis called an emergency session of the Southern Society Council to vote on secession from GUSA. The secession crisis began after an interview with student body president, Myron Borganstern, was printed in The Hoya. In the interview, Borganstern announced his intention to ban “Sweet Home Alabama” from ever being... »
GU Skeptics Club Doubts Own Existence
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
At a recent meeting of the Georgetown University Skeptics Club, a groundbreaking amendment was added to the club’s constitution. In addition to officially doubting most all religious and philosophical thought, the club will now raise suspicions surrounding its own existence. The club’s president, David Qualms (SFS ‘04), noted, “Our club is sort... »
North Korea Threatens to Drop F-Bombs
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
PYONGYANG, North Korea – In another act of defiance against international demands that it open its borders to U.N. weapons inspectors, North Korea announced today that it would “definitely consider” dropping F-bombs should the United States continue its aggressive behavior. Foreign analysts predict this will have a particularly negative impact on the already unstable diplomatic... »
