GU Male Quotes Movie Old School in its Entirety

A GU senior amazed friends and onlookers at the last NSO party of the new school year by quoting the movie Old School, all of it. Timmy Conway (COL ‘04) recounts, “Well, I think it all started when I drank a beer and said something like ‘it tastes so good when it hits your lips’, you know, like Will Ferrell.” Witnesses say Justin Densmore followed it up when he said, “Come on everybody, we’re going streaking!”

Then, to everyone’s surprise, an unidentified male emerged from the crowd and began quoting, “Real Estate Query Engine is a virtual rubicon of information….” The initial laughs died down when everyone realized that this was no normal quote. The mysterious speaker was going for it. The music fell silent, mindless chatter ceased and all were struck with silent awe while this sage of oratory skill made the perfect party comment. As he finished, roughly one and a half hours later, the crowd ripped up in applause and the stranger was carried out on the shoulders of the impressed. The master of quotes has not been seen since and though many have tried to duplicate
the feat, all have failed.