Georgetown Heckler Staff Agrees: Georgetown Heckler Best Campus Publication

Tuesday, September 9, 2003
By Chester Copperpot

In an informal poll taken at a recent Georgetown Heckler meeting, attendees agreed that the Heckler was, in fact, the most awesome publication distributed at Georgetown University for yet another year in a row. Rumors had circulated prior to the meeting that another publication may be in fact more awesome this year, namely the bi-monthly Blue and Gray.

Some even wondered whether the Stall Seat Journal, the infamous bowel-moving wonder, might rise to prominence. Rumors and worries were quelled, though, as every last member of the Heckler staff agreed that the Heckler was, once again, the best print media Georgetown has to offer. All it took was a simple show of hands to place the Heckler back on top. To celebrate the Heckler staff was reported to have watched Nick of Time, starring Christopher Walken, three times in a row while eating Twizzler’s Pull and Peels and Nutter Butter cookies.