DeGioia Names Father of Multi-Millionaire Teenage Twins Interim Vice-President of Student Affairs

Dr. Todd Olsen, alumni of Yale’s School of Graduate Education, has been appointed to the position of interim Vice-President of Student Affairs at Georgetown University. He and his wife Lonny were notified in early August that the selection committee of sophomore males assigned to replace Dr. Juan Gonzales had chosen him as their primary candidate for a vote to be held by the Board of Trustees in early September.

Dr. Olsen eagerly accepted the position and received full endorsement from his twin daughters Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. When asked to comment on their father’s new position the girls giggled and pretended that Bob Saget was indeed their real father. Mary Kate and Ashley will be moving to Washington, DC once the filming of their 248th film – Twin Power Hour – wraps up. Dr. Olsen will begin official duties the second week of classes.