Bum Really Glad You Can’t Get a Wisemiller’s Sub for $6.00

Former Poet Laureate, The Bum outside Wiseys, celebrated his successful lobbying of Wisemiller’s Deli (Wiseys) to sell subs for a non whole number. With every customer leaving Wiseys with change in their pocket, the Bum expects to go up by pi percent. When asked how he came up with the number 3.14, the Bum responded, “What the fuck you talkin’ ‘bout. I’s just gonna get me mo’ pie!”

Georgetown Economics professor Hubert Branditon speculated that Wiseys raised their price by a few cents in response to a threat by the Bum to take his business elsewhere, which would cost the deli an estimated $3,000 a week in cigarette and keystone light sales.