Wisemiller’s Sandwiches and You

Know Yourself by What You Order

Chicken Madness
When someone takes orders for Wisey’s, and you say, “You know what I want, bro: Chicken Madness!” then you’re a giant tool. You most likely listen to Dave Matthews, only drink on the weekends, never tried weed, and wanted to join the Business fraternity, only you weren’t even cool enough for them, which is saying something.

Burger Madness
You’re a meathead. Maybe you play a sport that we suck at here because, while you’re a pretty big kid, you don’t have an ounce of athleticism in you. You’re either majoring in management or theology, both because you heard they were easy majors.

California Chicken Sandwich
Mostly for rich girls, but there are a few guys who order this sandwich on a regular basis. Both sexes who enjoy the avocado, sprouts, and croissant sandwich come from considerable wealth. Men who order this sandwich are either homosexual, gay in the colloquial sense, or wear their collars up…probably all three.

Peggy’s Special
You’re a winner. I bet this is what Mike Sweeney orders.