First Issue Notice

This is the first issue of The Georgetown Heckler, the funniest goddamn online magazine around, so some explanation is necessary. This is written by Georgetown University students in an ill-advised attempt to laugh at ourselves, our classmates, and the Man. The Georgetown Heckler is undoubtedly in poor taste, but please don’t be too offended and sue us. Our humble wish is to one day be as funny as other GU publications like The Hoya and that syphilis pamphlet at student health…Enjoy.