Coach Esherick to Perform Free Pap Smears in Red Square

Georgetown men’s basketball head coach Craig Esherick announced today that he would be performing free pap smears for Georgetown students in Red Square all next week in an effort to collect canned food goods for the homeless.

“I’ll be performing free pap smears for Georgetown students all next week,” Esherick told The Georgetown Heckler.

Esherick added that the performance of free pap smears was contingent on students bringing at lest six canned goods to Red Square in exchange for the service. “I won’t give any of these brats a free Pap Smear unless they bring six pieces of canned food for the homeless,” said Esherick.

Coach Esherick has always promoted social awareness, and his upcoming pap smear giveaway will not only benefit the homeless, but will also promote female students’ awareness of feminine issues.

“I find a lot of pleasure in giving pap smears, and I know what I’m doing.” Esherick said. “I really like getting involved in it.”

Georgetown plays Rutgers this Monday at MCI Center.