Business Fraternity Hosts Totally Awesome Super Bowl Party

The business fraternity hosted its annual Super Bowl party on Sunday and, true to form, the party was a huge (and wild) success.

“It was absolutely nuts,” organizer Tom Davenport (MSB ’05) told The Heckler. According to Davenport, approximately forty people attended the event, and during the course of the game two entire thirty packs of beer (60 whole beers) were consumed.

“We pounded the shit out of those beers,” senior Wilson Smith said. “By halftime we had run through the first thirty and every one was so fuckin’ hammered…don’t ask me about the second half, bro, cause I won’t be much help to you.”

Much of the conversation at the party revolved around how drunk people were, how drunk they would be later, how crazy B-Frat party’s are, and how many Chicken Madnesses they had eaten in the past or would eat in the future.

“Hold the mayo extra hots,” one guest told The Heckler. “I know you feel me on that, bro.”

Davenport estimated that he alone had drunk five beers. “What? You don’t believe me? I got the tabs to prove it,” he said, and produced the tabs in question. “Man, I was bombed. I even put an empty beer box on my head.”

“I can’t wait until I go out again in April,” one female student added.

The party appears to have been a huge success, and everyone involved spent the evening forgetting, at least temporarily, just how gay they all are.