In this issue we wanted to give prospective students a taste of what life at Georgetown is like, so we asked a number of current students questions about their time at Georgetown. What do they do for fun, and what do they plan for the future? Read their responses below.
Interviews Conducted By Preston Sumter
What did you do over Spring Break?
Jared Connor (MSB '11)
Like a million hot Caribbean broads, am I right? Hell yeah! No, actually, I went home. I didn't have sex with anyone.
Francis Tinsworth (COL '12
I broke into my dad's model airplane collection, huffed all the glue, and then ate like 15 shrimp cocktails.
Tim Andrews (MSB '10)
I got really loaded and did a bunch of cocaine on the first night. Then for the rest of the break I mostly just told people how messed up I got and how awesome it was.
So what are you hoping to do after graduating from Georgetown?
Lisa Gillingham (NHS '09)
Well the economic situation isn't looking that great, but fortunately I know the manager of my local Dairy Queen, so I think I'll just work there until I'm 30 or so and then maybe try to get another job.
Francis Tinsworth (COL '12)
I'm hoping to be killed by my arch enemy and be entombed in such a way that I rise 200 years later as the Scorpion King and take over the world with my powers.
Jennifer Nathan (SFS '09)
I've really been enjoying writing for The Hoya recently, so I hope to continue that by joining the administration.
What does an average day at Georgetown look like for you?
Jim Jones (SFS '12)
Usually I wake up at about 8:30, take a couple shots so I can forget my crippling anxiety before going to my classes. Then I pass out in an alcoholic haze at about 11:00.
Anne Jenkins (SFS '09)
Most days after classes I get together with a bunch of friends and reenact famous battles of World War II until around 5 PM.
Cal Bingingham (MSB '10)
I drink Keystones with my bros until some girl passes out and then finger bang her a little bit until she wakes up.
What advice would you give incoming students?
Crystal Martinez (COL '11)
You'll think you're making friends, but really they're just trying to steal your life force; wear a chi amulet and don't trust people with green auras.
Ben Tyson (MSB '10)
Take steroids, get a tan, and wear those shirts that have tribal tattoo patterns all over them.
Jim Calhoun (SFS '11)
When filling out the CHARMS survey, don't mention your untreatable Ugandan foot fungus.
