Strange Side Effects Making Students Glad They Got Norovirus
The virus could be just the thing Georgetown needs to become more competitive and more inhuman.
Unrefilled Brita Pitcher Leaves 2 Roommates Dead, One Injured
A shooting occurred in Village B resulting in the first passive-aggression-related deaths this year.
STAND to Hold “Darfornication” Fundraiser
The philanthropic orgy will be held on November 15th at the Kennedy Center.
NEWS BRIEFS
We take on a cub reporter from
The Hoya
. Here are the results.
SlamPigs: The Most Popular Team At Georgetown
They may not exactly in peak physical condition, but they always, uh, “win.”
ADMINISTRATOR’S CORNER
Three Surefire Ways To Pick Up Freshmen Girls
DeGioia is a poet, and he knows it.
Autumn means a visit to the freshmen patch.