Have we had any good Public Safety Alerts so far this year? Not that stabbing is good, but you know what I mean, the details on these things can be pretty funny.
Tonight: a man stabs a worker at Cosi and flees with money from the restaurant. Nothing unusual about that. But this man had a “bandana [sic] covering his face and a black hat with the word ‘Cosi’ printed on it.” Notice they don’t say this was a Cosi hat that an employee might wear. So this was just a plain black hat with Cosi scrawled on it? And I assume wearing a bandanna covering the face is not a part of the company dress code. Sheer brilliance. It’s obvious how he had such an easy time sneaking in, looking so much like a Cosi worker.
So was this just the latest step in the Corp’s passive-aggressive “anti-corporate” campaign against Cosi? Or was the work of an individual who felt slighted by a bad sandwich? Either way, the walking allegory of the evil, faceless Cosi corporation was pretty good. I’m gonna be that for Halloween.
HECKLER UPDATE: Yet another new issue (I know!) will be on your digital doorstep sometime in the next few days.
