As promised, I made a Spiros Dimolitsas pumpkin earlier today. Now, don’t hassle me on the DeGioia one. I spent a lot more time on this one, and I had a chance to learn from the mistakes I made the first time.
By the way, have you ever read his biography? How did he get that job? He has nothing to do with academia, unless you count his five patents. Yeah, FIVE PATENTS FOR SUCKING BLOOD! I guess every Catholic school has to have one vampire on staff. Anyway, compare:
And there they are, your Georgetown administrator pumpkins!
I should really be studying or something.
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