After stealing two pumpkins from GUSA (Thanks, Twistah! Or whoever’s pretending to be Twister these days.), I set out to skip my obligations and create a Todd Olson pumpkin. That didn’t seem to work, though. Perhaps he’s too socially awkward to be a pumpkin. So I had to go with a classic:

Hey look, DeGioia’s on campus! Compare:

Who should I do for the second pumpkin? In the spirit of the season, I’ll probably do Vice President for Vampire Affairs Spiros Dimolitsas:


Ray Danieli!